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PostPosted: Fri Mar 10, 2006 8:34 am Reply with quote
Mark Jones
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Vital info for upcoming World Cup:

The offside rule explained for girls:

You're in a shoe shop, second in the queue for the till. Behind the shop
assistant on the till is a pair of shoes which you have seen and which
you must have.

The female shopper in front of you has seen them also and is eyeing them
with desire.

Both of you have forgotten your purses.

It would be totally rude to push in front of the first woman if you had
no money to pay for the shoes.

The shop assistant remains at the till waiting.

Your friend is trying on another pair of shoes at the back of the shop
and sees your dilemma.

She prepares to throw her purse to you.

If she does so, you can catch the purse, then walk round the other
shopper and buy the shoes.

At a pinch she could throw the purse ahead of the other shopper and,
*whilst it is in flight* you could nip around the other shopper, catch
the purse and buy the shoes.

Always remembering that until the purse had *actually been thrown* it
would be plain wrong to be forward of the other shopper.

NOW GIRLS DON'T SAY WE NEVER DO ANYTHING FOR YOU!

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PostPosted: Fri Mar 10, 2006 1:16 pm Reply with quote
gayle&chris
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Very Happy I think I get it, do I? So the goalie is a shop assistant? The football pitch is really a shoe shop and the ball is actually a purse? Blimey, why's this game so popular with men???

Will be asking Chris A LOT of questions next time he goes. In fact I've seen him using my face mask before now... Shocked

Hahahaha! Can you keep up the Friday joke thing Mark? It's certainly a good tradition to keep I think.

Gayle
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PostPosted: Fri Mar 10, 2006 1:35 pm Reply with quote
Mark Jones
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I can but try..

You could use it as a countdown as well "only 20 stupid Jonesey jokes to go before Meeru"

Its nice to be cheerful on a Friday, good way to start the weekend.

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PostPosted: Fri Mar 10, 2006 5:21 pm Reply with quote
maggie
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Location: northwest uk
Hm!!!!!

thanks Mark

I think I'll stick to buying shoes Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing

instead of watching the footy with Edd Rolling Eyes Rolling Eyes Rolling Eyes

I have allways been better at spending money than understanding football Shocked Shocked Shocked

love the friday jokes by the way Laughing


maggie Wink

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PostPosted: Fri Mar 10, 2006 5:28 pm Reply with quote
Mark
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Now explain cricket Mr Smartypants!
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PostPosted: Fri Mar 10, 2006 5:33 pm Reply with quote
Mark
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You are right Looops. It would be TOO much Rolling Eyes
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PostPosted: Fri Mar 10, 2006 5:53 pm Reply with quote
Mark Jones
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Cricket? You must be joking.

You hit a ball as far as you can?

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