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Irish Viagra (slightly rude but very funny) 
PostPosted: Sat Mar 18, 2006 7:27 pm Reply with quote
maggie
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Irish Viagra

An Irish woman of advanced age visited her physician to ask his help in reviving her husband's libido. "What about trying Viagra?" asks the doctor. "Not a chance", she said. "He won't even take an aspirin". "Not a problem", replied the doctor. "Give him an Irish Viagra. Drop it into his coffee. He won't even taste it. Give it a try and call me in a week to let me know how things went." It wasn't a week later that she called the doctor, who directly inquired as to progress. The poor dear exclaimed, "Oh, faith, bejaysus and begorrah! 'Twas horrid. Just terrible, doctor!" "Really? What happened?" asked the doctor. "Well, I did as you advised and slipped it in his coffee and the effect was almost immediate. He jumped hisself straight up, with a twinkle in his eye, and with his pants a-bulging fiercely! With one swoop of his arm, he sent the cups and tablecloth flying, ripped me clothes to tatters and took me then and there, making wild, mad, passionate love to me on the tabletop! It ‘twas a nightmare, I tell you, an absolute nightmare!" "Why so terrible?" asked the doctor, "Do you mean the sex your husband provided wasn't good?" "Oh, no, no, no, doctor, the sex was fine indeed! ''Twas the best sex I've had in 25 years! But sure as I'm sittin' here, I'll never be able to show me face in Starbucks again"


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hehe good stuff Razz Very Happy

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PostPosted: Sat Mar 18, 2006 8:41 pm Reply with quote
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Good one Maggie Laughing
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Dear Maggie,
I have always looked at your messages with an unbiased, wholesome and truthfull outlook,
then to see you post this last message has left me with a totally different out look to you!
























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PostPosted: Sun Mar 19, 2006 10:38 am Reply with quote
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Aw!!!!!!! Rolling Eyes Rolling Eyes Rolling Eyes

thanks

will post them as I find them

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LOL



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PostPosted: Mon Mar 20, 2006 8:29 am Reply with quote
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Well it cheered me up on a dull Monday morning anyway.

Cheers Maggie.
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