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Story by a real Man standing in a queue in Tesco's......... 
PostPosted: Fri Aug 27, 2010 2:54 pm Reply with quote
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I have 2 dogs & I was buying a large bag of Winalot in Tesco and was standing in the queue at the till.

A woman behind me asked if I had a dog. On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting The Winalot Diet again, although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.

I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and the way that it works is to load your trouser pockets withWinalot nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry & that the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again.

I have to mention here that practically everyone in the queue was by now enthralled with my story, particularly a guy who was behind her.

Horrified, she asked if I'd ended up in the hospital in that condition because I had been poisoned. I told her no, it was because I'd been sitting in the road licking my balls and a car hit me.

I thought one guy was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard as he staggered out the door.

Stupid cow..........why else would I buy dog food??
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When shopping in a supermarket, something else can happen))))
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 13, 2021 12:55 pm Reply with quote
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Every day I buy groceries at Tesco near me . And I also have a related story. When I was working in Germany, we had to go to England to inspect the Air Force base. While other spouses stuff their sports bags with hummels (expensive worthless drinks), beer and jewelry. I dedicated 3/4 of my gym bag to TESCO bread. Then they froze it, enjoyed it for several weeks. I still buy this bread.
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